Story time

My last hookup put a paper bag over my head

When did you first start fantasizing about knot?

I can’t think of anything else! I don’t still have one but I was thinking of buying one soon

Why don’t you talk about that knot some more. Do you still have one

I used to hold porn over my face while guys fucked me

If I jump too hard my tits slap me in the face

I know how to take a knotted dildo

I can’t pass a third grade math test. I tried!

I was pregnant in HS but it didnt go all the way. I thought u couldn’t get pregnant if you did it standing up

I used to get catcalled but last week a guy driving by oinked at me

I’ve mopped at least three floors with my tits

My first bf’s out of HS were two guys in their 50’s and all I did was I cleaned their house naked while they watched

I spent a whole weekend crawling in my trailer and mooing

I got a cucumber stuck in my cunt and had to see someone with it still in me

A few of my exes have a group chat called Short Bus where they share pics of me

I’ll do anything for guys attention even if they’re laughing at me. I was in a dog cage on a guys hunting trip one time

Sometimes a hookup still comes over to fuck my throat first thing in the morning

A guy convinced me to eat pig slop for a whole week because I already looked like one

After a while guys knew where to find me and I mostly hung out in the parking lot while my friends danced inside

Would you go up to stangers and ask them if they wanted a titjob? Or they would see you giving the first one and want one themselves

I used to give titjobs in the parking lot of a bar for free

One time a guy told me to put a broom up my cunt and sweep the floor so I did it

After I got fat I started letting my exes piss on me to get them to notice me

Sometimes when I walk downstairs all my fat jiggles so much that I can feel my fat rolls slapping

I sucked off a pastor in a Panera bathroom

Several hookups thought I was a whore and tried to pay me, but it was always like $10

I was fucked with my head in the toilet, and he kept flushing it while he was pounding me

I went out with a dildo stuffed in my mouth under a mask and scarf

An ex tied me to the toilet all night and got back with his fiancé the next day

I used to answer to Trailer Trash, White Trash, Cow, and Seal because my tits clapped and I made seal noises when a guy fucked my ass in a bathroom

My aunts other husband made me suck him off in his pickup while he told me how stupid I was

If I get high I get my dumb face on and drool so much when I edge that my tits get covered

A group of guys used my cunt as a trash can once and I had chip bags, candy wrappers, straws and a subway wrapper in there

I was a HS dropout

I know what it sounds like when someone shoves a rubber chicken in your ass

My aunt’s ex husband fucked me in my trailer. He shoved a banana in my cunt and took a picture of it before he came in my ass

An ex made me moo when he squeezed my udders and I still moo sometimes when I play with them

I rode the short bus to school because my iq is just under 70

I see that the pig cares about satisfying local men even if it means hiding her head and getting fucked in her prom. Good job!

I was fucked with my head in a trash can more then 4 times and always met my first bf by the dumpster behind a bowling alley

My first gangbang was at prom behind the gym, and I spent most of it with my dress over my head

Niiiiiice. Cannot wait